I wish that today an attorney comes to my house and tells me someone who was a complete stranger to me died and left me three hundred billion dollars in cash. All taxes were already taken out and prepaid and I am free to spend the money however I see fit with no strings attached. The money is already in my own private vault bank account in my name and the attorney gives me all the paperwork showing it's all mine legally. Plus he gives me my checks and debit card for the account.