I wish that me, my dog stanley, and my friend kelly were these 18 year olds ladies who would dress like a flight attendant on tv specials, lick each other's foreheads while we are sleeping, and once we are in the backyard, we will be naked running around the backyard, and that we will be naked in the bed when we go to sleep, and when we wake up, we will wear a leotarde when we have breakfast, when we go out, we will look sexy, we will be skinny, have big butts, and we will do all of this in the year 2001, it will be 2001 permanently. We will also sometimes be naked while watching saturday night live shows. We will be healthy as well. I want this wish to cone true and last forever.