I want to be recruited by the dubai mafia i want the boss of the dubai mafia call my phone asking me if i want to work for him the boss will then send people to pick me up to take me to dubai they would pick me up in a bmw m5 at my house at the back gate at 4:00 then they will take me to their private jet at the airport where they will take me to dubai where i will be iniciated in to the gang by swearing an oath of loyalty when i reach in dubai the boss will then buy a new identity for me and then the boss will adopt me a 14 year old boy the boss will buy me whatever i want and when i reach at dubai airport i will get out of the private jet and then i will take helecopter to the bosses house i will be succesful of getting smuglled in to dubai without getting caught by anyone and i will live the rest of my life happily in dubai with out being discovered that i ran away from my home country