Change Wish Language:
 I wish to lose 5lbs of fat every night until I weigh 170lbs. After which my metabolism ramps up so that no matter what I eat or drink, I will remain 170 lbs for the rest of my life. I wish to have the muscle memory physically and mentally of an Army basic training graduate who graduated top of his class.I wish that over the next two months my hair grows back, thick and full, and that my facial hair grows in thick, full, and connected, instead of looking like an Amish facial hair style. I wish that overnight $1500 will be deposited in my bank account, tax free and with no way of tracking where it came from.I wish that all these wishes will come true, and have no ill effects on anyone I know or am associated with.