I wish to have a real life Neuralyzer that works exactly the way I want it to work to be located on the center of my bedroom desk on *****, Newport Rhode Island at 7:00 AM. It will be sent from the gods and goddesses and the gods will send it the Neuralyzer directly to my house on *****, Newport Rhode Island at 7:00 AM. The Neuralyzer falls through my house and lands directly on the center of my bedroom desk. The Neuralyzer has finally landed on my desk. Once it has landed I hear a very loud noise, which causes me to wake up and causes my dogs to wake up at the exact same time I hear the noise of the Neuralyzer landing on my desk at 7:00 AM.