I wish to have a real life Neuralyzer that works exactly the way I want it to work. I want the gods to send it to me at 11:11 PM tonight when I’m sleeping while I’m watching my TV. I want it to fall through the sky and land on the center of my bedroom desk on *****, Newport Rhode Island. When the Neuralyzer lands on my desk it will not be broken and it will work perfectly. I will hear a fairly loud noise landing on the center of my bedroom desk and my dog will do a soft bark waking him up and it will wake me up and I will find the real life Neuralyzer on the center of my bedroom desk. After I discover the real life Neuralyzer, I will go back to bed with it and I will shut the tv off and go back to sleep with it.