I wish I were always well behaved. I wish I always stayed out of trouble. I wish I were never rude. I wish I were never disrespectful. I wish I none of my male parts were never damaged and never ever will. I wish I were never weak. I wish I were never sexist. I wish I behaved in school without being bullied and without bullying. I wish I were a kickboxing expert. I wish I never did any tobacco products and never ever will. I wish I didn’t drink any beer nor any other alcohol as neither a baby nor a child and I wish my voice were never ruined. I wish I always at and drank healthy like I do. I wish I already had the Wonder Woman tattoo I’ve been wanting to get on my upper left arm. I wish I always practiced my religion and beliefs. I wish to be a good husband and father. I wish not to lose my interest in music nor everything I’m a fan of. I wish I were the only male member of an all female Christian pop-rock band as one of the guitarists