I wish that Tifa Lockhart was my real life girlfriend and Cloud didn't exist to her and was in my room all the time, never bored and doesn't need feeding drinking or cleaning. I wish that she was always horny and always was agressively sexual towards me but sometimes nice and understanding. She could teach me new talents. But my parents don't know about her because she can go invisible to them when they come in my room and she can sit on me while I play games. Also my friends don't know but we can kiss and make out while i play games and it entertaining when i'm bored. She can stay with me for my life and we can be together forever and eventually marry and live a good life. but until then we stay in my room. Also she can magically change clothes when she wants and we meet by her waking me up while im sleeping with her at my window.