Change Wish Language:
 I wish every energy drink or scoops of preworkout I drank in a single serving was worth 1 eternity of energy drink and preworkout consumption and a eternity of digits of cans and servings and I became my future self 1,000 years from now and my age accelerated to the age of 1,026 years old and my spellcasting power increased by 1,000 years of progression.