I wish I had vampire physiology and I was 1,000 years old and I evolved in power and metabolism strength and speed and energy by 1,000 years of progression and I had a multillion googolplex times more melanin and melatonin and I had a body temperature of a googolplex degrees Celsius and Fahrenheit and I had 1,000 years of caffeine in a 4c energy rush packet and I had a pain threshold a quadrillion times more stronger and my body was as durable as adamantine by endless digits and I had 1,000 x more muscle mass and strength and I was immune to the sun and I was more powerful than a monotheistic deity physiology and I slept for eternity in 1 night and I evolve infinitely every nanosecond and I could supercharge my own energy and chi and I could hit level 1 and gain the superpower Super Form and I had Supernatural condition and I had more energy than there was in the universe and a eternity of big bangs and I was undead and I had a static frequency of heartbeat and my heartbeat was a quad