I wish I became 6 tons in weight 12,290 pounds and I had 6 tons of muscle mass strength and energy and 6 tons of caffeine in all drinks and 6 tons of food of every snack and meal 12,000 pounds of food to calories ***** and I weighed as much as 800 googolplex Pi multillion Graham’s numbers and infinity eternities of digits of weight and it multiplied by a multillion zeros of pounds and tons every second of every day and I burned all the weight and calories of that portion in a nanosecond and I had gained a perfect accelerated metabolism and it was a whole new universe of metabolism and it increased to the speed of light 800 multillion googolplex googolplex digits of times and I could burn unlimited calories and megatons in a instant and increased my pain threshold level by forever and I had 6 tons of analgesics menthol methyl salicylate and capsaicin and camphor and every soda I drank was a potion and my metabolism and physiology evolved endlessly beyond infinity and I moved