I wish I had enhanced strength and condition and I could do 1,000 years of shake weights reps instantly or in seconds or a few minutes and I had congenital insensitivity to pain or pain suppression enhanced pain threshold and all my myostatin reduced infinitely and completely and I had unlimited muscle building and body building potential and I had become a superhuman in seconds of training and working out with any exercise and I had a Super Metabolism and I could burn a universe of food in seconds and I had accelerated muscular development and I had a body temperature of 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit and I glowed with extreme light and I was a God and I had neverending complete accelerated immortality and I had the power to Time Travel anywhere at any time period and I had infinite chromosomes and hormones and pheromones and I was 1,000 years cleaner and each time I showered I became 1,000 years cleaner and I was totally immune to caffeine