I wish everything I drink was worth 2.1 septillion gallons of fluid ounces and I had a accelerated metabolism to be able to eat digest and metabolize 5 tons of food and calories and carbs and I had 5 tons 10,000 pounds of muscle mass and strength and protein and I had hyper anabolism and I had supernatural strength and speed and supernatural condition superpower and infinite energy superpower and infinite power and infinite senses and infinite absolute invincibility and invulnerability and pain suppression and pain immunity and I never had the weakness of empathy ever again and I was able to burn 5 tons 10,000 pounds of carbs and calories and fat and pounds and weight and I had a unlimited metabolism and I had unlimited money and infinite supply of everything and I lived in heaven forever and I got a 2 gallon party cup for my birthday.