I wish that instead of crying, I would swallow my tears. I saw this as a child in an episode of the children's cartoon "My Great Friend" where the character Yuri believed that he looked ridiculous crying, because he had fallen and hurt his leg, but despite the pain he did not cry at all, and with his imagination he decided to swallow his tears instead of shedding them until he was left with a bulging belly while in his imagination he is in a water park that ran out of water so he would not cry. Too surreal, but I don't want to be a "crybaby" anymore anyway. Note: That will only be until there comes a time when I learn that sometimes crying is necessary.