I wish that the Parham Road street sign on the pole that stands right next to the Tyngsboro/Dracut townline sign on the Tyngsboro/Dracut town border in Massachusetts was stolen by some person on April 10, 2014. And that the stolen street sign will not be replaced with an exact copy until July 8, 2014. And that in the meantime, the street sign pole will just be blank, with no street sign on the top of the pole at all, and not until July 8, 2014.