I wish I had the body of my dreams: cannonball shoulders, huge bulging biceps that filled shirt sleeves, titanic triceps, chiseled and hard pectorals, rockhard abs, huge bulging and aesthetically pleasing muscles that girls find very attractive. I wish my skin was naturally tan, my hair lovely and dark gold, my eyes the colour of the sky and the clarity of a pool of water, my teeth white, my skin clear of all blemishes, my quads and calves bulging and huge. I also wish I was the master of all, spoke every language, had an eight inch penis, and I wish I had a sense of humour that could make anyone laugh extremely hard, I had quick wits, I had superhuman strength, could live forever, impervious to pain, could time through time, and I was born in Riga, Latvia. I wish I was exremely physically attractive and desirable to the opposite sex.