Change Wish Language:
 I wish that the following three sentences be true:1. When I wake up tomorrow, I will be in the body of my four-year-old self2. I will have no memories of my future except for the ones related to me being unemployed and still living with my parents at age 31 and the Internet Archive Wayback Machine3. I will never have a meltdown at any point in my life, and any thought that would trigger a meltdown will be easily suppressed